Sample This Relationship
Items at a grocery store are similar to potential mates because you never know what to expect behind the safety seal of love. So how does one redefine this conundrum of distribution? Well, one must sample the item before you decide to buy it.
Grocery Store Dating
Find Love at the Grocery Store
Learn the secrets to successfully find a date in your local grocery store.
Tiny Samples = Big Big Love
Sampling Yummy Food and Love
So, I came across one of the best strategies to test drive any potential item at a grocery store!!! It's called sampling, and believe me this is a springboard to love in the fast lane.In today's very expensive market, groceries can run the average Joe up a financial Mt. Everest. I never worry about the raising prices of grocery items because I learned the insider secrets...ready, here it is: Sampling an item and not purchasing it is totally legal. In fact, top grocery store chains value this practice in order to get consumers hooked. So, I could not help but to connect this notion with finding a potential mate. What did I discover? Well, besides sampling virtually anything from, Organic Raw Agave to Hempmilk, I could not help but to wonder: why not sample these trendy items with someone I find attractive.
Mission 4: Sample any item of your choice with someone you just met. Keep in mind that this mission is gold if you sample an item you truly want to try out. Once you select a target item you must find a target. Again, preferably, you should chose someone you would like to get to know on a romantic level...so chose wisely. Here's a good opener to test out on a target in order to get him or her to try an item with you.
Opener 1: "Hey, check this out, I don't usually do this but I would love to sample this item with someone. C'mon, let's get lost in adventure".
Opener 2: "Hey, have you ever had this? Well, let's sample it together".
What does this do? Well, it creates an instant date, provides mystery, and demonstrates that you are a leader in control. Actually, by simply sampling you instantly become someone who that person has never encountered before in a grocery store- you become a romantic hero in ones daily humdrum life. Congratulations, you are now a hero. Once you sample any item (a bittersweet chocolate bar, hempmilk, toilet paper) you have loads of room to have more fun in the grocery store. I personally love to sample random items as soon as I get in the grocery store. This simple habit allows me to move forward in progressing towards finding true love in the grocery store. Another thing this mission allows for me is it makes me very popular. It makes me popular because everyone wants to sample yummy food...what better position to be in then in one where random strangers want to eat something you got.
There are many directions to run with this. For example you can get a number so easy by simply sowing the seeds for an instant bounce or a day two. I like to do this by talking about this way cool place to hang out and get a drink. I do this right when we are at the height of sampling an item. once I show the seeds I start to sow by talking about how I will go to this cool place very soon. At this point I throw a false time constraint and take out a piece of paper. I then, proceed to fluff talk while I write my info on the piece of paper and tear it in two. Once I do this, I hand my potential love the pieces of paper along with a pen. I continue to fluff talk while my target proceeds to write down her info. I quickly transition to a new thread or an old one and stay in the conversation for at least another minute after we number exchange. Once, I got the number I follow up with her by calling her and asking for an instant recommendation for any item one might find at a grocery store. For example, once we finish our sampling and exchange info I usually separate from my target and I'll call her while shopping. I call her for advice, we meet up again and now I have a second date. At this rate we could be on five dates by the time we check out of the grocery store. Here is a brief field report on how I recently did this:
Ok...here is the very first installment of my day game lifestyle. Today's lesson includes how I number close in a grocery store enviornment. Let's go...
Yesterday was an amazing day game day for me at the grocery store...actually everyday is a great day for me at the grocery store...Why? Well, more on that later...for now let's get to my FR.
I was walking by the alternative-milk section, and as I was getting my usually Organic Almond Milk I notice a very attractive HB (Hot Babe) reaching for some rice milk...
Tali: Excuse me, may I suggest something even more yummy than that?(touching her rice milk while looking into her left eye).
HB Rice Milk: Sure. I usually buy this because it's very cheap and it reminds me of something my mom makes.
Tali: That's so cool...but taste this ( I open my Almond Milk)...let's go get some cups and sample this stuff...c'mon ( I grab her hand and start walking away...she follows me). OK, let's find some cups.
HB Rice Milk: Wow... I can't believe we are doing this.
Tali: It's cool...it's our right. (I take her to the dairy section and ask the grocer if he could supply us with two cups to sample the product. The grocer agrees...I tell the grocer he better make that three cups...hey, the more the better).
HB Rice Milk: I've never done this before at a grocery store...You're so crazy...do you always do this?
Grocer: Here you go boss.
Tali: No, thank you. You Rock...now come drink with us.
(we all drink to life...)
HB Rice Milk: Yummy (looks to me for another).
Tali: (Sweeeet)...ready for round two?
Grocer: I like this stuff man....you guys made my day.
Tali: sweet... (to HB Rice Milk) Hey, it seems like we made a new friend and had a couple of drinks in the process...I think this makes for an amazing time!!!
HB Rice Milk: Yeah....I love this place...
Tali: So, tell me your story....
(I ended up number closing her without asking for a number...how did I do this???)
contin...
Tali: Really, that's soo cool (I grab a blank sheet of paper and I rip it in two...I write my name and number on one sheet and I proceed to hand her both sheets along with a pen...)
HB Rice Milk: Blah...blah..blah (she takes the pen and paper and writes her info down...) blah, blah....
Tali: ( I notice a little dog in her purse..) Whoa....that's a dog... you can get kicked out of here with that thing...
HB Rice Milk: I know...I sneeked him in..
Tali: He's the cutest little thing ever...tell me about him....
Note: I stay in the set for a couple of more min after i got the digits...sweet.
Her name is Kat...so I nicked named her kitty kat. I will meet up with her this weekend. Awesome.
OK, so this is one of many modes you can use to riff with this mission. Go sample things, right now. Hell, it is your right.
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